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Two and a Half Men

2003 · CBSComedy · 12 seasons

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Season 9

21mE1Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtMon, Sep 19 · ★ 5.0

21mE2People Who Love PeepholesMon, Sep 26 · ★ 5.3

20mE3Big Girls Don't Throw FoodMon, Oct 3 · ★ 5.2

21mE4Nine Magic FingersMon, Oct 10 · ★ 4.9

20mE5A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroMon, Oct 17 · ★ 5.4

21mE6The Squat and HoverMon, Oct 24 · ★ 5.1

19mE7Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsMon, Oct 31 · ★ 5.4

21mE8Thank You for the IntercourseMon, Nov 7 · ★ 5.8

21mE9Frodo's HeadshotsMon, Nov 14 · ★ 6.0

21mE10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesMon, Nov 21 · ★ 5.3

20mE11What a Lovely Landing StripMon, Dec 5 · ★ 5.5

21mE12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Mon, Dec 12 · ★ 5.1

20mE13Slowly and in a Circular FashionMon, Jan 2 · ★ 5.2

20mE14A Possum on ChemoMon, Jan 16 · ★ 5.5

21mE15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackMon, Feb 6 · ★ 5.3

20mE16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyMon, Feb 13 · ★ 5.8

19mE17Not in My Mouth!Mon, Feb 20 · ★ 4.4

21mE18The War Against GingivitisMon, Feb 27 · ★ 5.1

21mE19Palmdale, EchMon, Mar 19 · ★ 4.9

21mE20Grandma's PieMon, Apr 9 · ★ 4.7

21mE21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"Mon, Apr 16 · ★ 5.8

21mE22Why We Gave Up WomenMon, Apr 30 · ★ 6.0

21mE23The Straw in My Donut HoleMon, May 7 · ★ 5.2

21mE24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!Mon, May 14 · ★ 5.8

Questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men streams on Peacock Premium, Philo, YouTube TV, USA Network and Peacock Premium Plus, and you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

How many episodes are in Season 9?

Season 9 has 24 episodes.