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Two and a Half Men

2003 · CBSComedy · 12 seasons

7.4TMDB

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Season 3

22mE1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsMon, Sep 19 · ★ 7.2

22mE2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverMon, Sep 26 · ★ 6.6

22mE3Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkMon, Oct 3 · ★ 7.2

22mE4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsMon, Oct 10 · ★ 7.2

21mE5We Called It Mr. PinkyMon, Oct 17 · ★ 7.3

21mE6Hi, Mr. Horned OneMon, Oct 24 · ★ 7.4

22mE7Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopMon, Nov 7 · ★ 7.0

21mE8That Voodoo That I Do DoMon, Nov 14 · ★ 7.4

21mE9Madame and Her Special FriendMon, Nov 21 · ★ 6.6

22mE10Something Salted and TwistedMon, Nov 28 · ★ 6.9

22mE11Santa's Village of the DamnedMon, Dec 19 · ★ 7.5

22mE12That Special TugMon, Jan 9 · ★ 7.1

22mE13Humiliation Is a Visual MediumMon, Jan 23 · ★ 7.2

22mE14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedMon, Feb 6 · ★ 7.6

22mE15My Tongue Is MeatMon, Feb 27 · ★ 7.4

22mE16Ergo, the Booty CallMon, Mar 6 · ★ 7.6

21mE17The Unfortunate Little SchnauzerMon, Mar 13 · ★ 7.0

21mE18The Spit-Covered CobblerMon, Mar 20 · ★ 7.1

22mE19Golly Moses, She's a MuffinMon, Apr 10 · ★ 7.5

21mE20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroMon, Apr 24 · ★ 7.8

21mE21And the Plot MoistensMon, May 1 · ★ 7.2

22mE22Just Once with Aunt SophieMon, May 8 · ★ 7.3

22mE23Arguments for the QuickieMon, May 15 · ★ 7.1

21mE24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMon, May 22 · ★ 7.3

Questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men streams on Peacock Premium, Philo, YouTube TV, USA Network and Peacock Premium Plus, and you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

How many episodes are in Season 3?

Season 3 has 24 episodes.