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Two and a Half Men

2003 · CBSComedy · 12 seasons

7.4TMDB

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Season 1

23mE1PilotMon, Sep 22 · ★ 6.8

21mE2Big Flappy BastardsMon, Sep 29 · ★ 7.3

21mE3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellMon, Oct 6 · ★ 7.2

21mE4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a NapMon, Oct 13 · ★ 7.4

19mE5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a HumpMon, Oct 20 · ★ 7.2

21mE6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Mon, Oct 27 · ★ 6.7

21mE7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeMon, Nov 3 · ★ 7.7

19mE8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulMon, Nov 10 · ★ 7.2

21mE9Phase One, CompleteMon, Nov 17 · ★ 6.8

21mE10Merry ThanksgivingMon, Nov 24 · ★ 7.0

20mE11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorMon, Dec 15 · ★ 6.8

21mE12Camel Filters and PheromonesMon, Jan 5 · ★ 7.0

20mE13Sarah Like Puny AlanMon, Jan 12 · ★ 6.6

21mE14I Can't Afford HyenasMon, Feb 2 · ★ 6.7

21mE15Round One to the Hot Crazy ChickMon, Feb 9 · ★ 6.8

21mE16That Was Saliva, AlanMon, Feb 16 · ★ 6.9

20mE17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsMon, Feb 23 · ★ 7.2

21mE18An Old Flame With a New WickMon, Mar 1 · ★ 7.0

19mE19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMon, Mar 22 · ★ 7.1

21mE20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkMon, Apr 19 · ★ 6.9

21mE21No Sniffing, No WowingMon, May 3 · ★ 6.9

21mE22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMon, May 10 · ★ 6.7

21mE23Just Like BuffaloMon, May 17 · ★ 7.3

21mE24Can You Feel My Finger?Mon, May 24 · ★ 6.9

Questions

Where can I watch Two and a Half Men?

Two and a Half Men streams on Peacock Premium, Philo, YouTube TV, USA Network and Peacock Premium Plus, and you can rent or buy it on Amazon Video.

How many episodes are in Season 1?

Season 1 has 24 episodes.