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Garchaster's Cornblade

1h 49m

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In theatersAugust 16, 2026
Directed byKasper Meltedhair
Runtime1h 49m

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Kasper Meltedhairdirector
1h 49mruntime

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StatusComing soon
ReleasedAugust 16, 2026
Runtime1h 49m
RatedNR
CountryUS
Directed byKasper Meltedhair

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1 hour 49 minutes.